Crazy Poems & Funny Poetry

   Yep, that's right. I write weird poems in my spare time. Now I never said that they were good poems but they do rhyme. :)

Squirrel Poem

   This is the first poem I ever wrote and probably is the best of my current poems. Maybe because it was written at 12:00AM when I'm a little weirder than normal. :) For those of you that know me you may think that I can't be any weirder than I already am but trust me... I can become very crazy after hours. This funny poem as the title suggest, is about a little squirrel who was at the wrong place at the wrong time and has an untimely demise. Not for the faint of heart.

Romeo and Juliet

   Boy did I ever hate that book. It would have made a great book if it just consisted of the last few scenes. How can you save all the fighting and killing till the end of the book? You read on and on about these two stupid families that need to have their heads examined. They build up to the last few scenes when everyone just unleashes all their pint up anger and it only last a few pages. You have to read the whole boring thing for a few minutes of excitement! And then when you reach the peak of the book you can't even understand what they're saying. Is that really worth all the time? Some books shouldn't be forced on us youth. It can really mess you up. If you don't believe me just take a look at me. I'm a kid that was forced to read all those books, just look at the poems that I write! I rest my case. :) Oh, I guess I haven't said anything about this weird poem. I wrote this while I was waiting for my mom to pick me up from college. I go to UTD (University of Texas at Dallas) aka UT Dallas. In case you didn't know this crazy poem is about Romeo and Juliet a play written by, William Shakespeare.

The Monkey!!

   I figured I needed one about a monkey so I sat down and wrote whatever popped into my head.

This is the end of my crazy poems... for now. He he he!!!