Romeo and Juliet: The Unnamed Poem

Romeo and Juliet made quite a couple,
Even though they made lots of trouble.
Romeo was always a punk,
He was also constantly drunk.
Juliet wasn't much better,
Though she was light as a feather.
Their families were rivals indeed,
And didn't care much for the common breed.
The Friar wasn't a godly man,
Perhaps it was because of his tan.
Tybalt was rather mean,
Who couldn't take a hotheaded teen.
A tragic love story,
That turned out gory.